Where Are the Customers′ Yachts? Or A Good Hard Look at Wall Street

Gebonden Engels 1995 9780471119791
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"Once I picked it up I did not put it down until I finished . . . What Schwed has done is capture fully–in deceptively clean language–the lunacy at the heart of the investment business."–From the Foreword by Michael Lewis, Bestselling author of Liar′s Poker

This hilarious portrait of everyday Wall Street and its denizens rings as true today as it did when it was first published in 1940. Writing with a rare mixture of wry cynicism and bonhomie reminiscent of Mark Twain and H. L. Mencken, Fred Schwed, Jr., skewers everyone including himself in his brilliant send–ups of bankers, brokers, traders, investors, analysts, and hapless customers.

"How great to have a reissue of a hilarious classic that proves the more things change the more they stay the same. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent." –Michael Bloomberg President, Bloomberg, LP

". . . one of the funniest books ever written about Wall Street."–Jane Bryant Quinn, The Washington Post

"It′s amazing how well Schwed′s book is holding up after 55 years. About the only thing that′s changed on Wall Street is that computers have replaced pencils and graph paper. Otherwise, the basics are the same. The investor′s need to believe somebody is matched by the financial advisor′s need to make a nice living. If one of them has to be disappointed, it′s bound to be the former."–John Rothchild, Author, A Fool and His Money Financial Columnist, Time magazine

"A delightful classic and reminder of excesses past and how little things change." –Bob Farrell, Senior Vice President, Merrill Lynch

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ISBN13:9780471119791
Taal:Engels
Bindwijze:gebonden
Aantal pagina's:256

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<p>Introduction xiii<br />Jason Zweig</p>
<p>Foreword to the 1995 Edition xxi<br />Michael Lewis</p>
<p>Introduction to the 1955 Bull Market Edition xxv</p>
<p>1 Introduction The Modest Cough of Minor Poet 3</p>
<p>The Validity of Financial Predictions</p>
<p>The Passion for Prophecy</p>
<p>When the Bull jumped over the Moon</p>
<p>II Financiers and Seers 23</p>
<p>Big Banking Nice work if you can get it</p>
<p>Some Assistant Tycoons</p>
<p>The Fruit on the Blossom of Thought</p>
<p>Wall Street Semantics</p>
<p>Chartists</p>
<p>The Pay</p>
<p>The Difficulties of Earning Money</p>
<p>An Art Without a Muse</p>
<p>A Little Aptitude Test</p>
<p>III Customers That Hardy Breed 49</p>
<p>Varieties of Customers</p>
<p>How to Get Customers</p>
<p>Margin What to Do When the Dam Bursts</p>
<p>Some Case Histories and a Diagnosis</p>
<p>Churning Money as a Career</p>
<p>IV Investment Trusts Promises and Performance 67</p>
<p>Stop Making Your Own Mistakes</p>
<p>Where is the Catch?</p>
<p>The Hell–Paving Construction Company</p>
<p>The Trouble with the Best Securities</p>
<p>The $750,000 Bird</p>
<p>By Way of Apology</p>
<p>The Magical Investment Corporation</p>
<p>V The Short Seller He of the Black Heart 87</p>
<p>For the Defense</p>
<p>A Different Defense</p>
<p>With and Without Bears</p>
<p>Bear Raiding</p>
<p>VI Puts, Call, Straddles, and Gabble 105</p>
<p>What Options are (More or Less)</p>
<p>In Defense of the Pure Gamble</p>
<p>The Catch</p>
<p>VII The Good Old Days and the Great Captains 117</p>
<p>The I.Q. of a Big Shot</p>
<p>Speculation on Speculation</p>
<p>A Brief Excursion into Probabilities</p>
<p>Down will Come Baby</p>
<p> They </p>
<p>Manipulators</p>
<p>A Bowl of Nickels</p>
<p>VIII Investment Many Questions and a Few Answers 135</p>
<p>Headaches of the Wealthy</p>
<p>A Little Wonderful Advice</p>
<p>Price and Value Our Special Market Letter</p>
<p>Cash as a Long–Term Investment</p>
<p>Your Way of Life and the Basis Book</p>
<p>IX Reform Some Yeas and Nays 153</p>
<p>Was it Stolen or Did you Lose It?</p>
<p>Nobody Loves a Specialist</p>
<p>Horizons and Limits of Regulation</p>
<p>Inconclusions</p>
<p>About the Author 171</p>

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